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MAKE IT SHORT.
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( Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are 6 SWEEPS OLD and currently do not GIVE A FUCK about anything. If there's something anyone wants to know, all they need to do is ASK NICELY and maybe you'll respond. )
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05/31/2012 21:57:16
| Anonymous asked: | glad to know you understand all this sweet talk. BUT MOTHERFUCKER. i'm hurt. YOU'RE JUST PUSHING ME ALL THE FUCK AWAY
and that shit hurts. ALL I'M DOING RIGHT MOTHERUFUCKIN NOW IS GETTIN BACK IN TOUCH WITH MY BEST MOTHERFUCKER. is that a horrible fuckin thing? |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | (I’M NOT)
(GAMZEE, NO. THIS IS NOT ME PUSHING YOU AWAY. I’M HERE AND I AM DOING NO SUCH THING AS THAT. BELIEVE ME. AS MUCH AS I AM ABSOLUTELY DYING TO BE HEARING FROM YOU ONCE MORE, IT’S JUST)
(THE SITUATION AT HAND IS NOT CONVENIENT. NONE OF THIS IS CONVENIENT. TRY NOT TO CONFUSE HE INCONVENIENCE WITH A LACK OF MUTUAL INTEREST HERE.) |
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05/31/2012 21:54:39
| fuckuimkawaiiashell asked: | I bet you missed me. uvu |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | WHO ARE YOU. |
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05/31/2012 21:39:40
| Anonymous asked: | fuckin watch me motherfucker.
THIS ISN'T THE END OF THE FUCKIN PLAN
not by a long mother fuckin shot.
STILL GOT SHIT TO DO AND THAT SHIT DON'T INVOVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
you won't see me for a while, i'll be gettin my jollies on with the new fuckers.
BUT DON'T GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN PANTIES IN A BUNCH.
i'll still be around for you.
:o)
NOT ALL IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WAY YOU THOUGH
never in that way
BUT I'LL BE HERE.
watching all you motherfuckers. |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | (HOW REASSURING. I’LL NOW BE ABLE TO REST PEACEFULLY KNOWING THAT YOUR SHIT ISN’T OVER YET. THERE’S STILL MORE TO COME AND IT’S ALL GOING TO TURN OUT ALL RIGHT.)
(JUST.)
(FUCKING.)
(FANTASTIC.)
(AND ACTUALLY, WHY DON’T YOU DO US ALL A GRAND FAVOR AND KEEP YOUR… WEIRD, PSYCHO-CLOWN SHIT LIKE THAT AWAY FROM US. IT MIGHT BE FOR THE BEST. GO BOTHER THE “OTHERS” AS YOU SAY.) |
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05/31/2012 15:03:25
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05/31/2012 14:57:27
| Anonymous asked: | honl |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | GOOD FOR YOU. |
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05/31/2012 14:56:58
| Anonymous asked: | i cant fucking do it karkat.
I MOTHERFUCKING KILLED THEM
killed them and laughed at their bodies as i cut their fucking heads off.
THAT PEASANT BLOODS' MOIRAILS BLOOD IS STILL ON MY FUCKING CLUB
he's rotted all the way fuckin through
EVEN IF I MOTHERFUCKIN WANTED TO LAY MY GANDERBULBS ON ALL YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN FACES
too much shit all and happened.
IT ALL HAD TO FUCKIN HAPPEN
it was all part of the plan
BUT I CAN'T FUCKIN SHOW MY FACE AROUND YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | (WILL YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING HOLE LONG ENOUGH TO LISTEN TO ME? WE’VE ALL DONE SOME SHIT. WE GET IT. IT SUCKS AND IT’S TERRIBLE AND WE ALL FEEL BAD. BOO HOO HOO.)
(BUT LISTEN. YOU CAN’T STAY THERE FOREVER AND YOU KNOW IT. SOONER OR LATER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO COME DOWN AND FACE US AND THE SOONER YOU DO IT, THE LESS AGONIZING IT WILL BE FOR YOU AND ANYONE ELSE.)
(YOUR STUPID CLUBS CAN BE POWER WASHED, TOO.)
(JUST STOP BEING A DAMN WIGGLER ABOUT THIS AND MAN UP A LITTLE. EVERYONE IS WONDERING ABOUT YOU.) |
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05/31/2012 14:50:25
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05/31/2012 14:48:08
| kylebeans asked: | JESUS CHRISTO YOU'RE ALIVE ???? |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | IT APPEARS SO.
WON’T YOU PLEASE PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY? I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT I CAN REALLY TAKE.
THE THREE YEARS CAN’T BE OVER FAST ENOUGH. |
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05/31/2012 14:45:00
| Anonymous asked: | whats your personal? :o |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | UH.
THIS IS MY PERSONAL BLOG AS FAR AS I’M AWARE.
UNLESS YOU MEAN I’M NOT BEING PERSONAL ENOUGH. IF THAT’S THE CASE THEN FUCK OFF, YOU’RE NOT GETTING MUCH MORE SHIT OUT OF ME THAN YOU NORMALLY DO.
THE EXIT IS THAT WAY. |
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05/31/2012 14:26:00
| Anonymous asked: | motherfucker its so motherfuckin cold up here
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
i can't find you any fucking where and every fucking thing is too fucking loud.
I JUST WANT TO RIP THESE MOTHERFUCKING EARS OFF
they hear everything and i can't get any motherfuckin shut eye
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
i need you, karkat |
| carcinogenetifag replied: | (SHHH. GAMZEE
JUST TUNE IT ALL OUT. I PROMISE YOU, IT’S NOT GOING TO GET ANY FUCKING QUIETER ANYTIME SOON. MOSTLY EVERYONE HERE IS FAR TOO OUTRAGEOUSLY DIMWITTED.)
(…)
(OR YOU COULD JUST, COME DOWN. I’M HERE.) |
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